69 Elliott Street
Dover, NJ 07801
In this comedic thriller written by a local playwright, eight strangers are summoned to a derelict vaudeville theater to fulfill the wishes of the theater's founding members -- their grandparents. A series of sinister events makes them realize their gathering was for a completely different purpose than previously believed.
STAN: 30-40s, Jewish, very professional, a born leader.
SAL: 30-40s, working shmoe, out of his depth with this crowd.
VANESSA: 30-40s, professional attitude but a bit full of herself.
BETH: 30-40s, kind but ditzy.
GARY: 30-40s, Beth’s boyfriend, ex-football player now tradesman.
CARMEN: 30-40s, Hispanic, a bit masculine, just as professional as Stan.
PAIGE: 30-40s, goth boldness masking deep insecurity.
BLAIRE: 30-40s, well-dressed, superior, and strange.
DUNKIRK: 30-40s, dead, silent role.
GRANDFATHER: 80s and a bit corpsey, silent role as well.
PLAYWRIGHT: Any age.
VOICE 3 (with Spanish accent)
Two English Shakespearean actors, Jack and Leo, find themselves so down on their luck in the Amish country of Pennsylvania. When they hear that an old lady in York, PA is about to die and leave her fortune to her two long lost English nephews, they resolve to pass themselves off as her beloved relatives and get the cash. The trouble is, when they get to York, they find out that the relatives aren't nephews, but nieces!